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Frozen Alive in The Blues Vol. II DNA (Drummer's Nucleic Acid)

Dateline: o33106
D-Tuning China
EGG NEIL YUNGS
CHINESE RESTAURANT
AND RESEARCH LAB

Nefarious and sinister research geneticist
Madame Frau Murnua Priebenhoffer PHD
(pretty heavy drinker) and General Song Sung Blou
of the PBLA (People's Blues Liberation Army)
have been sighted at the Dragon Pearl Cocktail Lounge.
The Evil Madame and her henchman General have
isolated the DNA ( Drummers Nucleic Acid) of the
legendairy stickman "Skippy" and spliced it with
blues Casanova/guitarist Vic Nigarino's VNA. They incubated the
product in a pregnant goat resulting in a Billy Spauldingesque
fetus that was last scene crawling towards a Randy Loafer Jam
in Lynnwood, Washington. Named "Baby Chris Sphincterino"
the young drummer has already established a very dependable
reputation on the tubs and with the Ladies.






Another shocking revelation !!!

The Letter B, Where is the B spot? Blues Fried Rice, BVDs and more

BLUES-2-DON'TS (VOL. LI)
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BLOG FOR THE TERMINALLY
BRAIN DEAD BLUES-A-HOLIC
"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON THE BLUES"


BRAIN~~~~~~~~~~_________~~~~__?
LIVER----^-----^^^--------------------------- ?
HEART------------^^^^^^^^^^-------------?
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THE UNIVERSITY OF JUAN DEFUCA U.
PSYCHOLOGY TOMORROW
DR. SIR HENRIECH HAMSTER P.H.D.

DISTINGUISHED GUEST PROFFESOR

DR. B. RUTHLESS
TODAY'S LECTURE:
IS IT A BLUES-A-SAURUS?
OR IS IT A BLUES-A-TORIS ?

THE AURORA

UNABRIDGED

TEST EDITION

1. WHERE IS THE "B" SPOT ?
2. WHO IS KENNY G STRING ?
3. WHERE IS THE MARCO POLO MOTEL ?
4. CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE WITH THE WORD BLUE IN IT:
A. AS A NOUN
B. AS A VERB
C. AS A ADJECTIVE
D. AS A ADDITIVE
5. WHAT IS A BLUE POST CARD ?
6. WOULD YOU PLEASE SEND ME ONE ?
7A. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLUES MUSICIAN
WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND?
7B.WHAT DO CALL A DRUMMERS WIFE?
8. WRITE AN ESSAY USING THE WORDS:
BLUE & BLUES.
THE MOST CREATIVE ONE'S WILL BE
PUBLISHED IN SWEDISH HOSPITAL EROTICA

PLEASE SEND YOUR ANSWERS TO:
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P.O. Box OU812
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IS A PUBLICATION OF
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(WE-BE-LOW!)

Their gonna put you in the movies. Buck Owens 76 Passes on 03/25/06

BUCK OWENS PASSES AWAY 03-25-2006 KUZZ Radio owner
and Country Music Hall of Fame musician Alvis E.
"Buck" Owens died early Saturday morning at his Bakersfield,
CA home. His family says Buck died in his sleep and the cause
of death is not yet known. Buck was born on August 12,
1929 in Sherman, Texas. The son of a sharecropper,
Buck traveled with his family to the Phoenix, Arizona area
in 1937 as they searched for a better life. Eventually, they
traveled to California's San Joaquin Valley, doing farm work.
At a young age Buck vowed that when he grew up, he would
not be poor. He found a way out of his family's poverty
through his musical talent. That talent blossomed after Buck
moved to Bakersfield in 1951.Within months he was a
member of the hottest honky-tonk band in town,
Bill Woods & The Orange Blossom Playboys, who held forth
at the legendary Blackboard night club. He began playing a
Fender Telecaster guitar, which provided a unique new sound
in country music. Soon he was playing for recording sessions
at Capitol Records. His first session as a leader came in 1957,
but the session produced no hits Shortly thereafter, Buck began
his other career, as a broadcaster. He moved to the Tacoma,
Washington suburb of Puyallup and bought part-interest in a
radio station, where he worked as a DJ andad salesman as well
as playing gigs in the area. He also had a live TV showin Tacoma.
Buck's first Top 10 record, "Under Your Spell Again," was released
in 1959. In 1960, he sold his interests in Washington state and
returned to Bakersfield, which was his home until he died.
From 1962 to 1968 Buck released a series of #1 records that
established him as one of the greatest country entertainers
of all time. (from Buck owens Website) 032506

Rock'em Sock'em Blues Blogger Bots. Will the real Henry Cooper please show up?

THE RUMORS ARE VISCIOUS
THE POSTINGS ARE SCANDALOUS
BLUES-2-DONTS (Vol.52+/- 3db)
The 1st Anniversary Edition


















WILL THE REAL HENRY COOPER
Please Show up?
Rumor has it that the Henry Cooper we all
know and have grown up with has had an
extreme blues makeover. Henry was offered
a large undisclosed amount of money and free
plastic surgery. There have numerous sightings all over
town that the Actor Steven Seagal has been hosting jam
sessions in Everett, Tacoma, Chehalis, Bellingham and
Concrete Washington. This in fact is not Steven Seagal
but the real Henry Cooper posing as a Guitar Double for
Steven to promote his new upcoming tour. You be the judge
of this diabolical scam.

Henry Cooper or Steven Seagal





Or is it Henry Seagal !
Henri' Jamming in Tacoma
Seen with Paul Green CEO and
Chairman of PAULGRENS DRUGS & HARMONICAS
Henri' lastest promo photo

Keep suffering with the Blues 032406

From The Desk of the Editor of the Washing Machine Blues Society Post "Saving Rhea's Privates"

Dateline: Snohomophobia, Wa

REFINING THE BLUES ?

Monday, March 20, 2006


The Blues Communications Commission ( BCC )
is in a tough spot when it comes to enforcing the law
against Blues Music Indecency(BMI).
Determining what crosses the line from acceptable to
indecent and therefore can't be played before 10 p.m.
isn't easy in an increasingly coarse culture. As blues has
become racier and more graphic, the BCC has been deluged
with complaints in recent years, understandably so. Controls
such as the *B-chip can help shield patrons from inappropriate
harmonica blues solos , but they aren't always effective; blues
awards shows, for example, aren't rated in advance.

* B-chip (patent pending) a special hearing device that selectively
filters out annoying frequencies . User friendly/harmonica un-friendly

Last week the BCC once again ventured into this politically,
legally and emotionally charged territory, ruling on complaints
involving nearly 50 Blues bands between February 2002 and
March 2006 and signaling a renewed zeal for in Blues enforcement
under the guidance of new Blues Republican Chairman,
Mr. Slim Spincter.
(Pictured below partying with
his harem on blues society funds.)





http://www.slimspincter.com
The commission upheld a $550,000 fine against
WBS for Kathy Hartless’s infamous "wardrobe malfunction"
in which her breast was exposed during the
2005 WBS AWARDS CEREMONY at a
Seattle Women in the News Show, and it levied
a record $3.6 million fine against the Washington blues society,
the BCC called it a "Blues Sex Orgy".
Some were said to have suffered A Kathy Heart Attack
Kate Hart
http://www.katehartblues.com











One particularly disturbing aspect of the ruling involved
A MIKE LYNCHMOB-produced documentary,
"The Blues Harominica: Fathers and Sons,"
broadcast by BNN in Seattle, Washington.
The documentary included scenes in which Father and Son
Harmonica Tag Teams: SELDOM ZORRO and SGT BARCIA
& MIKE LYNCHMOB with THE JON MARSHALL LAW BAND
played numerous E- Shuffles at the same tempo.
The BCC, citing a previous decision that profanity in
"Saving Rhea’s Privates” a blues-u-mentary
about Blues Societys Royality and their Family Jewels.

" would not subject Blues societies to indecency fines,
noted that in rare contexts, music that is presumptively
profane" will still be allowed "where it is demonstrably essential
to the nature of an artistic or educational work or essential to
informing viewers on matter of pubic importance."

Blues or Pornography?











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