Frozen Alive in The Blues Vol. II DNA (Drummer's Nucleic Acid)
Dateline: o33106
D-Tuning China
EGG NEIL YUNGS
CHINESE RESTAURANT
AND RESEARCH LAB
Nefarious and sinister research geneticist
Madame Frau Murnua Priebenhoffer PHD
(pretty heavy drinker) and General Song Sung Blou
of the PBLA (People's Blues Liberation Army)
have been sighted at the Dragon Pearl Cocktail Lounge.
The Evil Madame and her henchman General have
isolated the DNA ( Drummers Nucleic Acid) of the
legendairy stickman "Skippy" and spliced it with
blues Casanova/guitarist Vic Nigarino's VNA. They incubated the
product in a pregnant goat resulting in a Billy Spauldingesque
fetus that was last scene crawling towards a Randy Loafer Jam
in Lynnwood, Washington. Named "Baby Chris Sphincterino"
the young drummer has already established a very dependable
reputation on the tubs and with the Ladies.
Another shocking revelation !!!
posted by Bunny'N'Chair at 8:26 PM
1 Comments:
Bunny, obviously you didn't read the full text of my article in the latest issue of the scholarly journal Splice & Dice. Let me clarify a couple of things:
The original purpose of this cloning experiment was NOT to create a Skippy/Vigarino hybrid, it was to combine Skippy with a bag of Cat Chow so he could feed his ever-growing family of felines.
Sadly, Skippy's donor cells were unexpectedly contaminated during the removal process. See, human cells are often collected for research by scraping the inside lining of the cheek. (This is called a "buccal smear" -- look it up.) When Skippy's sample was taken, there was a secondary source of genetic material present in his mouth. DNA fingerprinting later confirmed the secondary source to be Nick Vigarino.
Hence, the purely accidental "Baby Chris Sphincterino" monstrosity.
And for the record: I had absolutely *nothing* to do with the Loafer Triplets. Nature often works in unnatural ways.
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