From The Desk of the Editor of the Washing Machine Blues Society Post "Saving Rhea's Privates"

Dateline: Snohomophobia, Wa

REFINING THE BLUES ?

Monday, March 20, 2006


The Blues Communications Commission ( BCC )
is in a tough spot when it comes to enforcing the law
against Blues Music Indecency(BMI).
Determining what crosses the line from acceptable to
indecent and therefore can't be played before 10 p.m.
isn't easy in an increasingly coarse culture. As blues has
become racier and more graphic, the BCC has been deluged
with complaints in recent years, understandably so. Controls
such as the *B-chip can help shield patrons from inappropriate
harmonica blues solos , but they aren't always effective; blues
awards shows, for example, aren't rated in advance.

* B-chip (patent pending) a special hearing device that selectively
filters out annoying frequencies . User friendly/harmonica un-friendly

Last week the BCC once again ventured into this politically,
legally and emotionally charged territory, ruling on complaints
involving nearly 50 Blues bands between February 2002 and
March 2006 and signaling a renewed zeal for in Blues enforcement
under the guidance of new Blues Republican Chairman,
Mr. Slim Spincter.
(Pictured below partying with
his harem on blues society funds.)





http://www.slimspincter.com
The commission upheld a $550,000 fine against
WBS for Kathy Hartless’s infamous "wardrobe malfunction"
in which her breast was exposed during the
2005 WBS AWARDS CEREMONY at a
Seattle Women in the News Show, and it levied
a record $3.6 million fine against the Washington blues society,
the BCC called it a "Blues Sex Orgy".
Some were said to have suffered A Kathy Heart Attack
Kate Hart
http://www.katehartblues.com











One particularly disturbing aspect of the ruling involved
A MIKE LYNCHMOB-produced documentary,
"The Blues Harominica: Fathers and Sons,"
broadcast by BNN in Seattle, Washington.
The documentary included scenes in which Father and Son
Harmonica Tag Teams: SELDOM ZORRO and SGT BARCIA
& MIKE LYNCHMOB with THE JON MARSHALL LAW BAND
played numerous E- Shuffles at the same tempo.
The BCC, citing a previous decision that profanity in
"Saving Rhea’s Privates” a blues-u-mentary
about Blues Societys Royality and their Family Jewels.

" would not subject Blues societies to indecency fines,
noted that in rare contexts, music that is presumptively
profane" will still be allowed "where it is demonstrably essential
to the nature of an artistic or educational work or essential to
informing viewers on matter of pubic importance."

Blues or Pornography?











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