WANTED BY THE W.B.S. BLUES POLICE THE INFAMOUS STEVEN SEAGAL BLUES BAND W.B.S. AWARD WEINER ?
Late Breaking Blues News Alert
"The Hard to Kill" Musician &
Level II Blues Blues Offender
Steven Seagal Has Just Broken
Out Of The Seven-ElevenWorth
Federal Blues Detention Center
In The South Sound Area of
Greater Seattle.
This Blues Underdog Was last Scene
Headed To The Law Offices
Of The Famous Blues Attorney
And Legendary WBS President
Ms. Sweet Polly BluesBread
To Get An Emergency Blues Injunction
Filed To Be Listed On The WBS
B.B . Awards Ballot For 2005.
The StevenSeagal Blues Band
will be coming to Seattle
Saturday May 27th 7 P.M.
AT THE TRACTOR TAVERN
TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER
1-800-628-0888
Hey I can play and sing
better than Randy loafer!
posted by Bunny'N'Chair at 12:48 PM
7 Comments:
Oh hell, what's next? Smooth jazz by Jean-Claude Goddamn?
In other useless news, did anyone else notice that the only Oxford up for a BB this year is a building in Snohomish?
What do you mean folk?
Crowe & Seagal are my kinda Blues Singers. These guys are the real deal -a- meal items. The stuff
harmonica players are made of.
"ALL THE WHITE STUFF"
How about a blues double bill
"Alice Stewart & Henry Cooper"
THe Alice Cooper Blues Band
Hey now, don't be making fun of my man Alice Cooper! He's one of only two husband-approved people on my "freebie" list.
How about booking
The Seagal-Schwarzenegger Blues Band?
Book em Dano!
Why so bitter, Browntrout? Did Henry spurn your post-gig advances? Or did he just not call afterwards?
Yeah, they seem to be suffering from a not-so-fresh feeling that even industrial strength Summer's Eve ® couldn't cure.
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