THE BLUES-2-DON'TS EDITORIAL COMMENT PLEASE DON'T HURT MY INNER BLUES CHILD!

VERY LITTLE BILL

"THE HARMONICA CRY BABY"

AND THE INCONTINENTALS

"LIVE AT: CLUB THE OWNER"

SEATTLE'S PREMIERE BLUES SPOT

BLUES-2-DON'TS INNUENDO DISCLAIMER:

In light of a rash of recent Drive by Bloggings I

decided to repost my editorial published in

Volume XX Blues-2-Don'ts

"PLEASE DONT HURT MY INNER BLUES CHILD"

PC BLUES WARNING

SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO READ OR

PARTAKE IN RANCOROUS,

RAUCOUS & RANCID SCATHING

OF VARIOUS PUBLIC BLUES FIXTURES,

ICONS, PERSONALITIES. YOU SHOULD

PROBALLY CONSIDER MAKING RESERVATIONS

AT THE BON MARCHE TEA ROOM.

AND BLOG ON SOME OTHER CANDY ASS WEBLOG

We recognize that blues humor can be risky.

It is our hope that by laughing at you the reader

(and others) we can make this subject more

Objectionable! If you find any of these slanderous

comments objectionable. We do not care because

The Blues is not supposed to be nice and

we do not apologize! Many issues of Blues-2-Don'ts

were passed along via email and others spotted

on other websites. As with most blues gossip: the original

perpetrator, loose cannon or stool pigeon

has gone into hiding.

Thank you and keep Suffering with the Blues.
You big cry baby!

THE TWELVE STEPS OF BAA

BLUES-A-HOLICS ANONYMOUS
AND FOR THE STILL SUFFERING BLUES-A-HOLIC
AND BASS PLAYERS THAT KEEP

HITTING THE BOTTOM


THE BLUES JAMMERS SERENITY PRAYER
GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO LEARN THE CHANGES
I CAN NOT PLAY AND THE COURAGE TO PLAY THE CHANGES I CAN
AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW WHEN NOT TO SIT IN

THE TWELVE STEPS OF BAA

1. WE ADMITTED THAT WE WERE POWERLESS OVER

THE BLUES AND OUR LIVES BECAME UNMANAGEABLE.
2. WE CAME TO BELIEVE THAT A SHUFFLE

IN "E" GREATER THAN NATIONAL BLUES ACTS

COULD RESTORE US FROM REDUNDANCY.
3 WE MADE A DESCISION TO TURN OUR WILL &

OUR LIVES TO CARE OF THE BLUES SOCIETY.
4. WE MADE A BEER-LESS AND PAINFUL

SEARCH OF ALL OUR LOCAL BLUES COMPACTS DISC'S
5. WE WERE ADMITTED TO A BLUES SOCIETY SPONSORED

FUNCTION WITHOUT EVER PAYING THE COVER.
6. WE WERE ENTIRELY READY TO HAVE ANOTHER

HARMONICA BLOW OFF FOR THE NEXT TWENTY YEARS.
7. HUMBLY ASKED OUR PRESIDENT WHICH CLUBS WE

SHOULD GO TO AND NOT SMOKE OR SPEND ANY MONEY AT THES VENUES.
8. MADE A LISTOF ALL BLUES BANDS, CLUB OWNERS

AND CLUBS IN TOWN AND PROMOTED THE ONES

WHO SMOOZED US THE MOST.
9. MADE DIRECT DEPOSITS TO OUR BANK ACOUNTS

WHEN EVER A BAND WANTED US TO VOTE FOR THEM
10. COUNTINUED TO WRITE LAME EDITORIALS ABOUT HOW GOOD SOME JOE BLOW BAND IS DOING AND WHEN WE WERE WRONG PROMPTLY DENIED IT.
11. SUFFERED THROUGH SLOW BLUES BALLADS IN "G" AND

ENDLESS BORING HARMONICA SOLO'S IN EFFORT TO GAIN

SOCIAL STATUS.
12. HAVING HAD A RUDE AWAKENING AS THE RESULT OF

POOR NEW MEMBERSHIP SIGN UPS, ALIENATION FROM

THE NEW GENERATION OF MUSIC FANS AND MUSCIANS

WITH OPEN MINDS; ARE CURRENT ARCHAIC MEMBERSHIP

ROLLS WILL DIE OUT QUICKLY FROM BLUESHEIMER'S

DISEASE & PTBSD (POST TRAUMATIC BLUES STRESS DISORDER).

HAVE A GOOD DAY AND KEEP SUFFERRING WITH THE BLUES

FATS OFF THE WALLER

EDITOR IN CHARGE