JAKE'S FAILED HOUSE GOES DOWN! NEW COWBOY CLUB GO'S WAY DOWN!

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EVEN COWBOYS GET THE BLUES
EMERGENCY ACTION BLUES ALERT
TO ALL BLUES JAMMERS
THE GIG IS UP!
FEMA (FEDERAL WAY EMERGENCY MUSIC AGENCY)
RAIDS JAKES FAILED HOUSE OF THE BLUES JAMMERS
LOOKING FOR THE RANDY LOAFER BAND

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From: Undie-clothed Sources
Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:02:42 -0800
To: Chase Man-Hating
MANAGEMENT Tacoma, WA
Subject: FW: Re: End of an Era

JAKE'S FAILED HOUSE GOES
DOWN ALONG WITH BAND'S
MEMPHIS BLUES DREAM


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From the Trusty Brown Trout.

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From: TRUSTY BROWN TROUT
To: BLUES-2-DON’TS
Subject: Re: End of an Era (and a IRA)
Date: Mon, 30 Jan 2006 13:26:06 -0800

Hmmmmm

I wonder if Randy has given any thought to moving
the Blues Jam to TheSXXXS in Tacoma?
I am sure Bob HXXX would welcome him with open arms
A. P .W. RxxING Mxx SxxxxxS
Tacoma, WA OU812
Phone & Fax: Pgr: 1 ADAM 12
On Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:44:26 -0800 (PST) M. Bt
writes:
Shit no FU......... W*Y;====== Ditto THAT NO MONEY NO GIG! :-(
M. B.
--- P K wrote:
I was so sorry to hear that The Randy LOAFER Band
Did not advance to the finals. Hope those of you who went
to Memphis had a great time anyway AND ENJOYED ALL THE PERKS
I'm afraid I have some bad news, but thought you'd
want to know. JAKES FAILED HOUSE has been sold.
THE NEW OWNERS WANT TO CASH IN ON THE
WHOLE BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN CRAZE.
I Think it will be called THE BARE-BACK BAR & GRILL
The new owner wants to bring in Pool tables and Dart boards
A MECHANICAL BULL,A DISCO BALL, HIRE A BUNCH COWBOYS
TO TABLE DANCE AND Wash Dishes
There will be NO LIVE music LOTS OF GET DOWN WITH
DJ COWTOWN ACTION
Except possibly for a YODELING COWBOY ACT
During Happy hour.
They will be transitioning to the new ownership over the next 6 weeks.
All music has been cancelled. The performance last night by the Band
Loose Call Girls was their final night of music. I am
Assuming the jam is cancelled, too, although I have not
Talked with Randy.

Guess we always knew the party would end one day.
We've spent many LATE LATE hours in there with live music.
For Ms. X and me, it goes back over 10 years. We have
made so many great CONNECTIONS there over the beers. I
hope we can continue to see each other at other lame
Venues. Perhaps we can find another Band to do our
Dirty deeds or Just change The Loaf’s name
HMMMM....i wonder if RANDY ?
KNOWS RHINESTONE COWBOY
Pxxxx

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