BLUES-BACK MOUNTAIN TEMPTATION ROAD
BLUES-2-DON’TS
VOLUME + OR – 3 db
The Blues Blog for the
Lonely Sexually Frustrated
BLUES-A-HOLIC
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
DIFFERENT TO LISTEN TO
WHILE WEARING
YOUR HOT SWEATY BLACK
LEATHER CHAPS
GET THE HOT NEW
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“Where Men are Harmonica Players
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“***** thumbs up yours"
ERNIE & BERT
“THIS CD DOESN’T SUCK WIND
BUTT, IT DID BLOW ME AWAY"
ROBERT Z. PACKENWOOD
The Aurora Village People's Press
"HOLD ON TO YOUR DOODLE SACK,
DEALY BOB,BUMBO, COOYONS
AND YOUR LACE CURTAINS!
BADONKADONK! NICK'S NEW CD
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A NO HOLDS BARED DOLLY MOPPER!!"
MS. FUSTY LUGS
THE DAILY ABSPRITZEN
NEW AMSTERDAM, NEW YORK
Thank You and Good Night!
DR. “BLU-LITTLE” BILL D.V.M.
posted by Bunny'N'Chair at 1:50 PM
7 Comments:
OK, is it just my (admittedly sick) imagination, or does it look like that dobro is sticking out of his ass?
That's gotta hurt, Biff!
Oh Yeah !! he is definitly
packing some wood.
Maybe there weren't any goats available.
EWE CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT EWE WANT
BUTT IF EWE TRY SOMETIME EWE GET
WHAT EWE NEEEEEEEEEDDD!
EWE GOAT TO UNDERSTAND AND HAND IT
TO NV FOR HIS ROAD IS HARD & LONESOME.SUCH A HEAVY LOAD THESE MUSICIANS CARRY!
DR. BLOG PHD
(PRETTY HARD DICK)
Is that a real CD cover, or did someone Photoshop it?
Check this out:
www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/
Back at you Mike,
Thank you for the post and that
is a good Question. My Research
ASSistant"Ms. Wetmore" did a
very intensive and exhausting
background check on all our Underclothed sources of information (inluding myself) to verify that in fact Nick Vigarino's New Cd was indeed
a real release and not just some
cruel hoax being pulled on the
poor unsuspecting members of the Washington Blues Society.
She did in fact comfirm that his
CD is indeed CERTIFIED AND
BONer-FIED a Legitmate Product
by the National Academy of Pornographic Movie Soundtracks.
So check ou his Hot new Cd
"Temptation Road" online at
his website Nickvigarino.com
availble at your record store
and your local neighborhood Adult Toy store.
Yep, there it is on the web page. WOW.
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