BLUES BIO-ENGINEERING PROMO PHOBIA

THE BLUES-2-DON'TS
BLOG FOR BLUES-A-HOLICS
01-12-06
BLUES-FREE-ASSOCIATION INC

THE NATIONAL STEEL BODY
INQUIRER SPECIAL EXPOSE’
THE FRIGHTENING TRUTH ABOUT
BLUES BIOENGINEERING

DATELINE: D-TUNING CHINA
B.B. CHUNKING RESEARCH LABORATORY
& CHINESE RESTAURANT
MAD SCIENTIST CLONES
COLD BLOODED AMPHIBIAN
WITH GUITAR PLAYER'S DNA.

DR FRECKLE & MR. HIDE-AWAY RECENTLY OBTAINED
THE DNA OF THE LEGIONARY "DR. RICHARD KIMBALL CONANT"
FROM THE GREASY SWEAT OF AN OLD SET OF GUITAR STRINGS,
THE GOOD DOCTOR HAD LEFT AT A RECENT GOODWILL TOUR
CONCERT OF NORTH KOREA. THE DNA WAS SMUGGLED
OUT OF KOREA TO CHINA VIA CARRIER PIGEON
TO DR. FRECKLE’S SECRET RESEACH LABORTORY
LOCATED UNDERNEATH A CHINESE FAST FOOD
RESTAURANT/BAR/DRY CLEANERS/DATING SERVICE
IN THE REMOTE VILLAGE OF D-TUNING CHINA.

WHERE UPON THE EVIL DR. FRECKLE PROCEDED
TO ISOLATE AND MAP THE GENE FOR BLUES "BNA".
(BLUES NUCLEAR ACID) HE EXTRACTED THE DNA
FROM A 100 YEAR OLD PAIR OF ALLIGATOR
BOOTS AND SPLICED IT WITH DR. CONANT'S BNA.
THE RESULT WAS FRIGHTENING & HORRIFIC!
AN EXACT CLONE OF DR. CONANT EXCEPT
THAT WAS IS EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE, QUICK
AND WHEN AGITATED HE DEVOURS ANY ONE
WHO IS IN HIS PATH.
AFTER MONTHS OF HARD WORK TRYING TO
RETRAIN DR. CONANT TO SING ELVIS SONGS IN FLUENT
MANDARAIN CHINESE. THIS WAS SO HE COULD PLAY
IN KIM ll SUNG’S “THE PRESIDENT OF NORTH KOREA”
ELVIS TRIBUTE BAND “THE SATAN’S OF YESTERYEAR”
WHO WERE SCHEDULED TO PLAY ON AMERICAN IDOL.
THE DR. CONANT CLONE KEPT TRYING TO KILL AND
DEVOUR PRESIDENT SUNG'S BAND MEMBERS DURING
REHEARSAL.
WROUGHT WITH THE FAILURE OF HIS EXPERIMENT
AND THE END OF HIS CAREER AS A BOOKING AGENT
FOR KOREAN BANDS; DR FRECKLE SMUGGLED
DR CONANT OUT OF CHINA VIA SUBMARINE TO
ORANGEVALE, CALIFORNIA. UPON ARRIVING
IN CALIFORNIA, THE EVIL DOCTOR HAD HIS
BLUES CLONE QUARANTINED AT THE FOLSOM PRISON
SPECIAL MEDICAL DETENTION FACILITY.

LATE BREAKING NEWS! FROM BNN
BLUES NEWS NETWORK

DR RICHARD KIMBALL CONANT HAS ESCAPED FROM
FOLSOM PRISON AND WAS LAST SEEN IN PIONEER
SQUARE DISTRICT OF SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
DEVOURING THE TORSO OF A BOOKING AGENT.
CAUTION HE IS ARM & HAMMERED.

THIS WARNING WAS JUST POSTED BY
INTERPOL TO EVERY CLUB, BLUES
SOCIETY AND BOOKING AGENCY

WANTED

IN THE WESTERN UNITED STATES
AND CANADA
SPECIES: "GUITARSAURUS"
A.K.A. DR. KIMBALL CONANT
RESEMBLES A GUITAR PLAYER
BUT IS ACTUALLY A TINY COLD
BLOODEDKILLER DINOSAUR.
DEVOURS CLUB OWNERS,
BANDMATES, HARMONICA PLAYERS,
AND ANY ONE WHO REQUESTS
THE MARSHALL TUCKER BAND.
HIS SKIN MAKES NICE SHOES,
PURSES AND SLICK TIES.
CAN BE APPROACHED WITH
A PEPSI COLA ON THE ROCKS.
HOWEVER, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

ADDITIONAL BLUES RELATED
PROMO-PHOBIA AT:
http://www.stickshiftannie.com/
TO FIND OUT WHERE STICKSHIFT ANNIE
“THE LOVECHILD OF CLINT EASTWOOD &
SANDRA LOCHART” AND KIMBALL CONANT
“THE DR KILLDARE OF THE BLUES” ARE PLAYING!

Submitted by Twice Dropped Cow From
Bejing, China for BNN