NAME THAT BLUES PUSSY CONTEST

BLUES - 2 - DON’TS
VOLUME XXVI
SEATTLE’S SEMI DYSFUNCTIONAL BLUES BLOG FOR
THE ANTI-SOCIAL PSYCHO-TELEPATHIC BLUES-A-HOLIC
1-17-06

WELCOME TO THE BLUES-2-DON'TS
1ST ANNUAL "NAME THAT BLUES PUSSY" CONTEST
DEPICTED IN THE PHOTO ABOVE IS THE MOST DANGEROUS!
FASHIONABLE FEMME FELINE FATALE BLUES SINGER
WEST OF MONROE, SOUTH OF MARYSVILLE
NORTH OF WHITE CENTER AND EAST OF
BAINBRIDGE ISLAND. AND ALL OF
THE WESTERN LEEWARD LESSER ANTILLIES ISLAND CHAIN
SAID MYSTERY PERSON WORKS FOR THE BLUES-2-DON’TS
AS MY OFFICIAL RESEARCH ASSISTANT
DOING EXHAUSTIVE UNDERCOVER INVESTIGATIONS
OF OUR UNNAMED UNDERCLOTHED NEWS SOURCES
INCLUDING MYSELF “THE BASS WITH OUT A FACE”
UNDER THE ASSUMED NAME of Ms. WETMORE
OTHER WISE OFFICIALLY KNOWN TO THOSE WHO KNOW HER AS
“THE CROWN ROYALE QUEEN SUPREME MADAME WETMORE”
MEDIUM TO BIG SIZED CITY (and occasionally a small town village) BLUES CHANTEUSE

CONTEST RULES
ALL LUCKY AND ADVENTUREOUS CONTESTANTS PLAYING
THE “NAME THAT BLUES PUSSY” CONTEST
GET TO POST A BLOG: TO PUT A HUMAN NAME,
MUSIC PERFORMER, CITY OFFICIAL, MOVIE ACTRESS,
BLUES SOCIETY MEMBER / OFFICER DISC JOCKEY / TV STAR
CLUB OWNER, WIFE, GIRLFRIEND, HUSBAND, LOVER ETC
TO THAT SURROGATE MYSTERY PUSSY PHOTO ABOVE.

THE CORRECT WINNING ANSWER WILL BE REVILIFIED
IN A FUTURE POSTING AND THE CONTESTANT’S POSTINGS
WILL BE TABULATED, HOMOGENIZED, MECHANICALLY
SEPERATED, EXTRACTED, FERMENTED AND EVALUATED
SCORNED, LAUGHED AT, VILIFIED, HARESSED, DIVORCED
SUED, EXILED, IMPRISONED AND OR EXONERATED
BY THE BLUES ACCOUNTING FIRM & CAMERA SHOP
OF DUDLEY, CHESNUT, ROLFE, HONEYWELL & HORN

THANK YOU AND HAVE A WONDERFUL
HARLEM NOCTURNAL E-MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
MORRIS LESS THE BLUES CAT