I Want The Dirt From Deep Beneath The Finger Nails Of Howl N' Wolfe!

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National Edition Sat 1-21-06

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WHO IS ?

DEEP BLUES THROAT!
Do you know who that is?
Is it you? Are you Linda Blue Lace?
Or is it Halderman, Maguerder, Erlichman, Rolfe, Dudley, Horn,
Chesnut, BrownTrout, Dean, maybe it is my son?
Could it be NV or maybe even Randy Loafer Himself!
Anyway, whoever you are WE LOVE YOU!

Yes folks you too can become a Blues-2-Don’ts
Undie-clothed Never-Uncovered News Source
All participants are Brooke Shielded
By the Wetness Protection Program
I need the dirt from deep beneath
the finger nails of Howl'N’Wolfe
Dig deeper for more Blues-Formation!
You can trust me. I am not a crook
(Maybe a kook)

This Blues-formation surfacing from
Underneath the Land Of Sky Blue Water
Just came in from:
Brown Trout Strikes Again?
(Or is it Hamms The Beer Refreshing)

Subject: [Blues-2-Don'ts (Keep Suffering with the Blues!)]
1/20/2006 09:52:55 AM
Date: , Sat 21, Jan 2006 09:52:58 -PST

http://www.blues.org/ibc/index.php4

This link above is a clue to the on going
Blues Soap Opera unfolding before our Eyes
Many Thanks to Brown Trout!
A real deep Blues Fan no doubt.

Here is a recap of the latest information
From DEEP BLUES THROAT
With Howl’n’Wolfe Blitzer for BNN
(Blues News Network)
Hello folks,
I am back in Seattle from Memphis
where the on going saga of:
The Randy Loafer Band with The SSBA
and their attempt to influence a hostile take
over and a leveraged buy out of the upcoming
2006 WBS Blues Awards.
I am currently going down on pier 69 at the
Seattle waterfront at an undisclosed phone booth
next to McDonald's where early this evening
we intercepted and recorded a message to Blues-2-Don’ts
from their undie-clothed and never under-covered news source.

From: Deep Blues Throat
Sent: Thursday, January 19, 2006 5:57 PM
To: Blues-2-Donts
Subject: The Randy Loafer Band/SSBA
Blues Junket/Jury Tampering
I.U.D.B.A VS. The WBS
The State of Washington / Dept. of Connection$
Blues Benefit Slush Fund Accounting Principles

Recorded Transcription:
PHONE RINGS**************

BLUES-2-DONTS:
"Hello Blue-2-Don'ts Ms. Wetmor here")))))))))))))))))

Deep Blues Throat:
"You're good. There is more to this story. As we all know, it was Loafer's fan club that started the SSBA because they needed a way to send him to Memphis after he lost for the SECOND time at the Cab’s Memphis competition. Wonder how the IBC feels about that? No competition to find the best band, just call yourself a blues society, elect a couple of people and send that band, man. Do they know this org [SSBA] does not have bylaws registered with the state of WA? Are they even a legit blues society, as required by the IBC rules? Again, where DID all that benefit money he raised go? Figure at least 3 benefits, 10 bucks a head, and he got a fair turn out each time. I'm pretty sure he put out a written online thank you after the Jazzbones panhandle, thanking everyone for their support and claiming that they made their goal of funds needed to go there and back. Maybe he is going to get one of those $200 Clinton haircuts before the Really Big Shew.....Wait a minute I am sensing something wrong here. I will call
you back! I've got to ru..."(Click).....................

Wait another call:
RING)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
BLUES – 2 – DONTS:
Hello who is this?

Deep Blues Throat:
"Slim Spincter wants to know who I am....ahhh yes.... kinda like the big John-Allen Briscoe mystery. You know, the "guy" who wrote fab rave reviews of Leanne Grimes and her Junkie in the Yard CDs, but really didn't want his name attached to the review, so's he wouldn't get run outta town with the band. Slim should be concentrating on hot stuff like who the body double is on Nicky's new CD cover."
I think the NSA guys are at the door.... gotta change disguises...Click

The Daily Drama continues on Desperate Blues Wives
See Previous Postings For Even More Shocking News!
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