Dudley Blues Right's Blues Wild Life Safari
Blues-2-Don’ts
Volume XXVII
Seattle’s Blues Blog for
The Insecure Paranoid
Blues Megalomaniac
01-24-06
In Association with
The Blues Scouts of America
& Mutual of Enumclaw
Blues Wild Life Kingdom
Blues-2-Don’ts Presents:
Dudley Blues Right’s
"Blues Wild Life Safari"
Do You Dream about being Kool!
Want to Live a Real Wild Blues Life Style
Hang Out, Bring Home and have a Wild Blues Artist
Sleep on your Sofa and Drain your Liquor Cabinet Dry.
Or do you want to Capture the Image Of A Real Wild
Blues Artist and Bring it Back to Walla Walla, Washington
To Impress your Friends.
Well you can do all this and more if you sign up right now for:
DUDLEY BLUES RIGHT'S BLUES WILD LIFE SAFARI
Seattle is famous for its variety of Blues. Wherever you travel and
regardless of what activity you pursue, great Local Blues
can be seen & heard in a variety places.
However, for the extreme-blues enthusiast,
Blues Wild Life Safaris are available.
Each group is accompanied by a
Local Blues Expert Ethno-Horny-Musicologist.
These Safaris cover several different nightclubs, bars,
restaurants and institutions each with their own unique
variety of indigenous blues. A special effort is made to
locate and capture some of the most unusual blues bands
and personalities in each location. In general, the Pacific
Northwest late spring through summer months are best
for hunting down and capturing Your Very Own Real Live
Blues Image/Band/Personality in the Puget Sound Region.
Dudley Blues Right, recognized as one of the worlds
leading Blues Wild Life Trackers , has been helping
bring Real Blues Wild Life into the Avid Obsessive Compulsive
Blues Fan’s living room as a pubic service for years.
Dudley Blues Right’s interest in Stalking & Hunting Blues Artists
down began long before his adventures on Blues Wild Kingdom.
His previous Wild Blues Adventures landed him a six-year stint in
Seven-ElevenWorth Federal Blues Penitentiary for trying to
capture Albert King Kong on federally protected land owned by
HENRY WEINHART’S BLUES WILD LIFE PRIVATE RESERVE.
Accompanying and guiding you on your Blues Wild Life Safari
will be the Washington Blues Society President
“Miss Sweet Polly Pure Blues Bred”. To help introduce
you to the various exciting local blues musicians, blues studs,
blues divas, blues characters and nightclub owners.
In addition Tips on Blues gossip and Dating. Go Go Girl Friend!
In addition, one of the NW regions leading
Blues Photographers and Blues Lifestyles Experts
Mr. Chester Nutworthy will help PHIL YOU IN on these
Basic Blues Hunting Skills Listed Below:
1. How to build a Blues Blind on location in a Night Club so people,
bartenders, bands and security will not see you shooting and
or recording the Blues Artist.
2. How get one over on the Door / Box Office personnel
so you will not ever have to pay a cover again by saying
“I’m with the Press and I’m helping to keep The Blues Alive”
3. Techniques for getting back stage, past security and on stage.
So thousands of folks can see you right up close & personnel with the
Blues Artists. You too can become famous in the Blues Community
and all you have to do is buy a camera and smile.
4. How to win boogus awards, market your Photo’s and Recordings
in foreign countries with no legal liabilities.
5. Basic Blues Grooming Skills: Buying the right hat, jacket and shoes.
Where to get a good blues haircut, how order the right drinks, not tip
and still have the Bartender Like you.
So Sign up Now: Only $666.66
Dudley Blues Right’s Blues Wild Life Safari.
Sign up today and Recieve A Free Blues Safari Pith Helmet
autographed by Randy Loafer, Nick Vigarino and Kathy Heart
Normally a $ 69 .00 value yours to keep free of charge.
In addition all Safari Participants will recieve free tranportation
in Dudley's 2006 Midnight Blue Cadillac SUV with
Holden ZERRO the Masked Harmonica Playing Limousine
Driver and his father Sgt. BARCIA opening doors and handing out
Hot towels.
Cameras, Film, Outfits, rubber gloves, masks, condoms
and dark room rentals are not included in the package
price but are availble at additional cost with
Blues Society Membership Discount!
See MISS SWEET POLLY PURE BLUES BRED for more info
Pay with you MUDDY WATERS EDITION BLUESMASTER CARD
Send CC# and your Girlfriend’s/Boyfriends/wife/husband vital stats
& Photo with phone# /fe-mail Address and a schedule of when
you are not home.
To: Bluesloser@hotmail.com
See You Later Sucker and Keep Suffering with Blues
Volume XXVII
Seattle’s Blues Blog for
The Insecure Paranoid
Blues Megalomaniac
01-24-06
In Association with
The Blues Scouts of America
& Mutual of Enumclaw
Blues Wild Life Kingdom
Blues-2-Don’ts Presents:
Dudley Blues Right’s
"Blues Wild Life Safari"
Do You Dream about being Kool!
Want to Live a Real Wild Blues Life Style
Hang Out, Bring Home and have a Wild Blues Artist
Sleep on your Sofa and Drain your Liquor Cabinet Dry.
Or do you want to Capture the Image Of A Real Wild
Blues Artist and Bring it Back to Walla Walla, Washington
To Impress your Friends.
Well you can do all this and more if you sign up right now for:
DUDLEY BLUES RIGHT'S BLUES WILD LIFE SAFARI
Seattle is famous for its variety of Blues. Wherever you travel and
regardless of what activity you pursue, great Local Blues
can be seen & heard in a variety places.
However, for the extreme-blues enthusiast,
Blues Wild Life Safaris are available.
Each group is accompanied by a
Local Blues Expert Ethno-Horny-Musicologist.
These Safaris cover several different nightclubs, bars,
restaurants and institutions each with their own unique
variety of indigenous blues. A special effort is made to
locate and capture some of the most unusual blues bands
and personalities in each location. In general, the Pacific
Northwest late spring through summer months are best
for hunting down and capturing Your Very Own Real Live
Blues Image/Band/Personality in the Puget Sound Region.
Dudley Blues Right, recognized as one of the worlds
leading Blues Wild Life Trackers , has been helping
bring Real Blues Wild Life into the Avid Obsessive Compulsive
Blues Fan’s living room as a pubic service for years.
Dudley Blues Right’s interest in Stalking & Hunting Blues Artists
down began long before his adventures on Blues Wild Kingdom.
His previous Wild Blues Adventures landed him a six-year stint in
Seven-ElevenWorth Federal Blues Penitentiary for trying to
capture Albert King Kong on federally protected land owned by
HENRY WEINHART’S BLUES WILD LIFE PRIVATE RESERVE.
Accompanying and guiding you on your Blues Wild Life Safari
will be the Washington Blues Society President
“Miss Sweet Polly Pure Blues Bred”. To help introduce
you to the various exciting local blues musicians, blues studs,
blues divas, blues characters and nightclub owners.
In addition Tips on Blues gossip and Dating. Go Go Girl Friend!
In addition, one of the NW regions leading
Blues Photographers and Blues Lifestyles Experts
Mr. Chester Nutworthy will help PHIL YOU IN on these
Basic Blues Hunting Skills Listed Below:
1. How to build a Blues Blind on location in a Night Club so people,
bartenders, bands and security will not see you shooting and
or recording the Blues Artist.
2. How get one over on the Door / Box Office personnel
so you will not ever have to pay a cover again by saying
“I’m with the Press and I’m helping to keep The Blues Alive”
3. Techniques for getting back stage, past security and on stage.
So thousands of folks can see you right up close & personnel with the
Blues Artists. You too can become famous in the Blues Community
and all you have to do is buy a camera and smile.
4. How to win boogus awards, market your Photo’s and Recordings
in foreign countries with no legal liabilities.
5. Basic Blues Grooming Skills: Buying the right hat, jacket and shoes.
Where to get a good blues haircut, how order the right drinks, not tip
and still have the Bartender Like you.
So Sign up Now: Only $666.66
Dudley Blues Right’s Blues Wild Life Safari.
Sign up today and Recieve A Free Blues Safari Pith Helmet
autographed by Randy Loafer, Nick Vigarino and Kathy Heart
Normally a $ 69 .00 value yours to keep free of charge.
In addition all Safari Participants will recieve free tranportation
in Dudley's 2006 Midnight Blue Cadillac SUV with
Holden ZERRO the Masked Harmonica Playing Limousine
Driver and his father Sgt. BARCIA opening doors and handing out
Hot towels.
Cameras, Film, Outfits, rubber gloves, masks, condoms
and dark room rentals are not included in the package
price but are availble at additional cost with
Blues Society Membership Discount!
See MISS SWEET POLLY PURE BLUES BRED for more info
Pay with you MUDDY WATERS EDITION BLUESMASTER CARD
Send CC# and your Girlfriend’s/Boyfriends/wife/husband vital stats
& Photo with phone# /fe-mail Address and a schedule of when
you are not home.
To: Bluesloser@hotmail.com
See You Later Sucker and Keep Suffering with Blues
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