Friday, February 03, 2006

THE XX vs XY BLUES An Investigator's Clinical Study



Blues-2-Don'ts
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THE STILL SUFFERING
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Diagnostic & Statisical

Manual Of Blues Disorders




Sex Differences
In The Homo-Sapien Female
with an Elicited Blues Response
(An uncontrollable Study)
Sir Heinrich Hamsterdam MD PHD
(Mentally Deranged Persistently Heavy Drinker)

What do you Feel ?
What do you Think?
What draws you into the music?


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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO STATE THE OBVIOUS!

I love the language “ the black language - another mule kickin in my stall - that kind of thing. The gritty soul of it. The rawness of expression, not hiding anything." And of course, the sexy musicians. Standing in front of a young Jimmie Vaughan in a tiny, packed, sweaty London club at age 20, and the way he made me feel, was what got me hot and bothered. With blues, it is almost always about sex.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's Hear it For Sex
and whom ever the bell tolls!
Thank you Susan!

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Greeting Blues-2-Don'ts

Regarding your survey, my opinion from a women's perspective would probably be discounted, as I don't look at music the same way as most women I know. Most of them couldn't care less about musicians unless they are physically attractive, although women, generally speaking, tend to listen to the lyrics a bit more closely, I think.

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very interesting ...

When listening to the blues, I like strong vocals ... even if the song is lame the vocal must be strong & upfront ... people like Etta James, Janice Joplin, Elmore James, Albert King, Koko Taylor ... they make you sit up &
listen ... (their songs aren't lame) - they have groove & that raw emotion too ...
I look for that in all of the music that I listen to ... Pop, rock, county,disco (YES !! i listen to disco - I'm a child of the 80's) ... i don't get a lot of rap, cos it's not got a strong melody or vocal but there is a tune From probably late 70's early 80's by an African guy - can't remember his name ... i want to call him something like Afro QT ... he has a tune that Michael Jackson totally ripped & the vocal is a rap but his voice is so strong & infront ...The song can be lame but if the vocal & groove are good, I like it

6:53 PM  
Blogger Murnau Priebenhoffer said...

If batteries aren't included with the I-harmonica-player, then what's the point? 'Cause a harmonica player without batteries is just a dildo.

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Frau,

Good point! Most Harmonica players I know are Dildo's anyway. But
Just in case they need to hit those
hard to reach spots like The H-spot
(which cums right after the G spot)
T he batteries would give those notes the extra lift thatis required to sustain that level of Aaron Nevilegasm. Very Tremonic!

8:26 PM  
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