Thursday, March 16, 2006

HAVE YOU GOT IT REAL B.A.D.? BLUES AFFECTIVE DISORDER










BLUES-2-DON’TS
VOLUME 911
THE ONLY SEATTLE BLUES BLOG
FOR THE CLINICALLY DEPRESSED
ADDICTED BLUES-A-HOLIC






ARE YOU BLUE, BORED, BAFFLED,
BALLISTIC, BROKEN, BUSTED ?
ARE YOU ANXIOUS , ALCOHOLIC, ANGRY,
APATHETIC, ANTI SOCIAL ?
ARE YOU DIVORCED, DRUG DEPENDENT,
DEPRESSED, DESPONDENT ?
GOT SOME OTHER MULE
KICKING IT IN YOUR STALL?
DO YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME
LISTENING TO TALK RADIO SHOW?

THEN YOU GOT IT B.A.D.

BLUES
AFFECTIVE
DISORDER

WELL THEN LET

CLUB MED CALL



















manage your B.A.D. for you. Well get you up on your feet
and back on the street. Are you tired of the same old drugs,
alcohol, cheap motels, casinos, blues society meeting
stale cocktail lounges, hospital emergency rooms, jails
& mental health institutions?













Are you waking up not being able to
remember things, wondering who the
naked person next to you is and why they
have been slobbering all over you during the night?
Has someone you love has found you face down
with your tongue stuck to the concrete.
















Have you lost control and can’t manage your bad habits
any more? Well, you don’t have worry about a thing.
Because at CLUB MED-CALL we can manage
all your bad habits and get you back on to
the streets with a new life, attitude and
an improved sense of well being.

YES THERE IS A LIGHT
AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
AND IT’S NOT A SPEEDING TRAIN !







IT IS BLUES RESCUE 911

GUIDING YOUR SPIRIT HOME

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spank you very much
Ms. Pigbel

I'm so GLAD I'm so Glad I'm
Glad I'm glad I'm Glad (that your sad.) Send us your used hankies.

THE MAN FROM GLAD

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Athabasca
YOU NEED CLUB BED CALL
TO GET YOU OUT OF YOUR
FUNKY BLUES.

10:21 AM  
Blogger Murnau Priebenhoffer said...

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap right here....

6:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ms. Pigbel
How bout some blue lace socks but panties would be nice too. It's snot what you wear but how well you wear it out & you Wear it all so well. Pearl beads are a BIG plus also.

9:25 PM  

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