Rock'em Sock'em Blues Blogger Bots. Will the real Henry Cooper please show up?
THE RUMORS ARE VISCIOUS
THE POSTINGS ARE SCANDALOUS
BLUES-2-DONTS (Vol.52+/- 3db)
The 1st Anniversary Edition
WILL THE REAL HENRY COOPER
Please Show up?
Rumor has it that the Henry Cooper we all
know and have grown up with has had an
extreme blues makeover. Henry was offered
a large undisclosed amount of money and free
plastic surgery. There have numerous sightings all over
town that the Actor Steven Seagal has been hosting jam
sessions in Everett, Tacoma, Chehalis, Bellingham and
Concrete Washington. This in fact is not Steven Seagal
but the real Henry Cooper posing as a Guitar Double for
Steven to promote his new upcoming tour. You be the judge
of this diabolical scam.
Henry Cooper or S
teven S
eag
al
Or is it Henry Seagal !
Henri' Jamming in Tacoma
Seen with Paul Green CEO and
Chairman of PAULGRENS DRUGS & HARMONICAS
Henri' lastest promo photo
Keep suffering with the Blues 032406
THE POSTINGS ARE SCANDALOUS
BLUES-2-DONTS (Vol.52+/- 3db)
The 1st Anniversary Edition
WILL THE REAL HENRY COOPER
Please Show up?
Rumor has it that the Henry Cooper we all
know and have grown up with has had an
extreme blues makeover. Henry was offered
a large undisclosed amount of money and free
plastic surgery. There have numerous sightings all over
town that the Actor Steven Seagal has been hosting jam
sessions in Everett, Tacoma, Chehalis, Bellingham and
Concrete Washington. This in fact is not Steven Seagal
but the real Henry Cooper posing as a Guitar Double for
Steven to promote his new upcoming tour. You be the judge
of this diabolical scam.
Henry Cooper or S
teven S
eag
al Or is it Henry Seagal !
Henri' Jamming in Tacoma
Seen with Paul Green CEO and
Chairman of PAULGRENS DRUGS & HARMONICAS
Henri' lastest promo photo
Keep suffering with the Blues 032406
posted by Bunny'N'Chair at 12:54 PM
12 Comments:
It has conspiracy written
all over it! Cooper,Green,Seagal
the "Blues Tri-lateralists"
I got a good chuckle from that one! Henry IS a great songwriter, though, don't you think? I played "Guitar Baby" on the air a few weeks back, and when I saw Phil Guy in concert the other night, there was a 14-year-old guitarist in the audience who was invited to step in with Phil. A conversation with a similarly-jaded musician afterwards made a mention of "child exploitation". I say "bring on the new breed of blues boosters"!
[It's been so long since I wrote here that i momentarily forgot my username and password... I'll have to get my teenage kids to remember it for me...]
P.S. Hey, Bill - I played "Misty" for ya last week - Ella's version.
Green and Cooper look
like "The Streets of San Francisco"
Malden and Douglas
They might be into cuffing.
Which reminds me...I saw the OTHER Guy (Buddy) the next night and he was dissing radio stations in general for not playing blues music, this from a guy who refused an on-air interview on "Patchwork Blues".
HEY ROCKEM SOCKEM RADIO ROCKER-BOT
ROCKSWELLS!IT IS A PLEASURE TO STROKE THE KEYBOARD TO HAMILTON,
ONTARIO. THANKS FOR PLAYING MISTY FOR ME. xoxoxo!!!
bAD bUNNY
Curious minds have been wondering.... Does Henry need his shades to perform in *all* situations, or are they just musical Viagra?
Henry Took Cealis instead of
Viagra and all he saw was Alice
Stewart.
Methinks that once again the Trout doth protest too much. Why can't you just admit that you're in love with Henry, accept that he's never going to love you back, and move on? It's getting pathetic.
I thought his/her name was:
Brown Trouser Trout or
it should be? BT seems
kinda fishy to me!
The frightening thing is, there's actually an instructional book out to help you land your own Brown Trouser Trout....but frankly, why would you want to? From the website:
"A Girl's Pocket Guide to Trouser Trout helps a (sadly desperate) woman define her own angling style in the hunt for her trophy trout. This witty, sometimes spicy book dishes information on Other Fish in the Sea to avoid (bass players, guitar players, drummers, harmonica players), quality streams to fish (any joint without "Blues Club" in the name), leader lines to cast (conversation openers, such as "I've got a trust fund!" or "My sores are gone this week!"), and natural (real boobs), artificial (fake boobs), and exotic (three boobs) lures to utilize. What to do when the fishing hole runs dry (call Nick Vigarino), prospects for angling in the later years (call Nick Vigarino), trouser trout tips, and tall tales of trout landed or lost round out the book."
Yeah, I definitely want it.
I never wanted to. What am I to do? I can't help it.
P.S. Live shows only, Browntrout. The Frau is a respectable broad and can't have risque photos of herself floating around the internet.
Those photos of the Frau are hot!
The artist formally known as:
"Sir Pet The Bunny"
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