The Letter B, Where is the B spot? Blues Fried Rice, BVDs and more

BLUES-2-DON'TS (VOL. LI)
THE ONLY SEMI-COMATOSE BLUES
BLOG FOR THE TERMINALLY
BRAIN DEAD BLUES-A-HOLIC
"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON THE BLUES"


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THE UNIVERSITY OF JUAN DEFUCA U.
PSYCHOLOGY TOMORROW
DR. SIR HENRIECH HAMSTER P.H.D.

DISTINGUISHED GUEST PROFFESOR

DR. B. RUTHLESS
TODAY'S LECTURE:
IS IT A BLUES-A-SAURUS?
OR IS IT A BLUES-A-TORIS ?

THE AURORA

UNABRIDGED

TEST EDITION

1. WHERE IS THE "B" SPOT ?
2. WHO IS KENNY G STRING ?
3. WHERE IS THE MARCO POLO MOTEL ?
4. CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE WITH THE WORD BLUE IN IT:
A. AS A NOUN
B. AS A VERB
C. AS A ADJECTIVE
D. AS A ADDITIVE
5. WHAT IS A BLUE POST CARD ?
6. WOULD YOU PLEASE SEND ME ONE ?
7A. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLUES MUSICIAN
WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND?
7B.WHAT DO CALL A DRUMMERS WIFE?
8. WRITE AN ESSAY USING THE WORDS:
BLUE & BLUES.
THE MOST CREATIVE ONE'S WILL BE
PUBLISHED IN SWEDISH HOSPITAL EROTICA

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