BLUES MYSTERY THEATRE: " THE CASE OF THE BLUES VAMPIRE SOCIETY"

BLUES TO DON'TS VOLUME 13 022406
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THE RH NEG/TYPE O+ BLUES-A-HOLIC

BALLARD BLUES CEMETARY AND THE
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ME A SHUFFLE IN Eb BOYS










JIMIE JEAN LOOK INTO
MY EYES GET ME A DOUBLE
BLOODY MARY AND WHERE
IS NICOLE FOURNIER PLAYING !









THE ADVENTURES
OF BLUES DRACULA
& STEVIE RAY
VON HELLSING
TO BE CONTINUED STAY TUNED UP

STANDING AT THE CROSS DRESSING ROADS: CROSSING OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BLUES

BLUES-2-DON'TS

VOL 69 022206



























































The Return of Elmo T. Hamhock
Blues Rumor Central:
Live on the Broken Blues Back
District of Beacon Hill
Cha Cha Charlie reporting for
The Gay Blues News














Yes the Mysterious Elmo
has been making sporadic
appearances sometimes under
the direction and guidance
of the Loaferbrogan Booking Agency.
Which by strange coincidence popped up
out of Nowhere Man on the
Eve of Destruction of the dashed
dreams of the Randy Loafer Band.
Yes Randy if you Can't Beat em
then Book em Dano!

Rumor: Further on Down The Road
Aunties Panties
Sports Bar & Tea Room
(3057 Beacon Ave. South)

The Fabled MR HAMHOCK will
be hosting a SERIES OF SUNDAY
NIGHT HIPPIE & SPADE PARTY FREAKOUTS.
Where tell The Dali Llama of the Blues
aka ELMO Will TESTES-fy and Wetness the
Res-Erection of the 200,000 Year
Old BLUES TENOR SAXOPHONE PLAYER
BLUES-TH and channel
IT'S SPIRITwith a RED HOT Rendition of
J Z KNIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME




Early Vintage:

Elmo T. Hamhock

Brewershoot Festival 2006

The Adventures of Bluesloser
BLUES-TIME-Travelver>>))))>>

















Billy:
" Yeah Baby were on a express train to hell yee haw!'"
Monique:
"Come on Billy lets go back to the Marco Polo Motel
and cook up some I'm bored and need some luv'n"
Billy:
"See that Whiskey Bottle your throwing
Away it is like my life Story! Nuttin'but
BAD HABITS,twist tops, and bad seeds."
Monique:
"Well Billy I know your ALL TORE DOWN
and getting crazy like NADINE but is
that true?"
Billy:
"ABSOLUTELY and YOU DON'T
KNOW ME THAT WELL!
cause Baby were going to
The Brewershoot Festival
2001 in Ballard Washinton!!!!!!!!!!
off ROUTE 66 right next to
BOB'S TRAILER HAVEN"

BREWERSHOOT 2001 Bit Tavern
David Brewer and The Intimidators

MONIQUE:

"Slow down Billy were going too fast)))))))"

BILLY:

"were going back to 1973/74ish ha ha ah huh ah ha ha ha huh ha!"

YOUNGPower trio- Albert Collins and

yours truly on guitars and

Henry(Coco)Montoya on drums,

with about 4,800 friends

at The Gold Creek Dome in Woodenville 1974

"Indian boy playing the blues,

on top of the world!!!"

MONIQUE:

BILLLLLLLLLLY!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>

Hawaii LATE 60'S

THE ORIGINAL

BREWERSHOOT

MONIQUE:

BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!

Get off that Horse

eeiiieeeiieieeeeeeee

eeee ooooooooooo!!!

>>-------------------------->

THE ORIGINAL

INTIMIDATOR!!!

yA TAY HAY

GET DAVID BREWER'S NEW CD

"ABSOLUTELY " AT http://WWW.CDBABY.COM

OR AT BOP STREET RECORDS IN BALLARD, WA

HTTP://WWW.BOPSTREETRECORDS.COM

MONIQUE:

"Billy wake up Honey bunny you've been

tossing and turning all night and its time to

catch the bus: CAUSE IT'S HARD TO GET AROUND

WHEN YOUR CARS BROKE DOWN"

THE DAILY GRINDER WORLD NEWS FROM A BASS PLAYERS PERSPECTIVE

THE BLUES-2-DON'TS

VOLUME 10 +/- 3db

THE DAILY GRINDER
WORLD BLUES NEWS FROM
A BASS PLAYERS PERSPECTIVE











AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR
FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT
IN REHAB, PAKYURFANNYSTAN
"RAW-HEEL RA-MADONNA"









I'M HERE WITH

IRAQI BLUES BAND

BLUES JIHAD PROMOTING

THEIR BLUES HIT

"HIDEAWAY"

FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM !

'OSAMI CAN YOU SEE

I HAVEN'T BIN LAIDEN'

BLUES JIHAD

PERFORMING TONIGHT AT
THE INFIDALITY INN
WITH SPECIAL CONGRESSIONAL
GUEST TABLE DANCER PAT BOTTOMS











AND NOW A WORD FROM
OUR SPONSORS IN
MUSICAL TERRORISM
IRAN-IRAQ CONTRA - BASS
AND BAND SUPPLY COMPANY

KEEPING YOU IN SUPPLY
WITH THE AXES OF EVIL
AND HARMONICAS
OF MASS DESTRUCTION

From the Earth did We Create you
and into it Shall We Return you
and from it shall We Bring you
out once again:

TO AN OSAMMI HAGER CONCERT
AT THE WAILING WALL MARTyr
PARKING LOT IN OURDRUMMERSBAD'S
NO-SUPERFLY-ZONE

THE BLUES-2-DON'TS EDITORIAL COMMENT PLEASE DON'T HURT MY INNER BLUES CHILD!

VERY LITTLE BILL

"THE HARMONICA CRY BABY"

AND THE INCONTINENTALS

"LIVE AT: CLUB THE OWNER"

SEATTLE'S PREMIERE BLUES SPOT

BLUES-2-DON'TS INNUENDO DISCLAIMER:

In light of a rash of recent Drive by Bloggings I

decided to repost my editorial published in

Volume XX Blues-2-Don'ts

"PLEASE DONT HURT MY INNER BLUES CHILD"

PC BLUES WARNING

SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO READ OR

PARTAKE IN RANCOROUS,

RAUCOUS & RANCID SCATHING

OF VARIOUS PUBLIC BLUES FIXTURES,

ICONS, PERSONALITIES. YOU SHOULD

PROBALLY CONSIDER MAKING RESERVATIONS

AT THE BON MARCHE TEA ROOM.

AND BLOG ON SOME OTHER CANDY ASS WEBLOG

We recognize that blues humor can be risky.

It is our hope that by laughing at you the reader

(and others) we can make this subject more

Objectionable! If you find any of these slanderous

comments objectionable. We do not care because

The Blues is not supposed to be nice and

we do not apologize! Many issues of Blues-2-Don'ts

were passed along via email and others spotted

on other websites. As with most blues gossip: the original

perpetrator, loose cannon or stool pigeon

has gone into hiding.

Thank you and keep Suffering with the Blues.
You big cry baby!

THE TWELVE STEPS OF BAA

BLUES-A-HOLICS ANONYMOUS
AND FOR THE STILL SUFFERING BLUES-A-HOLIC
AND BASS PLAYERS THAT KEEP

HITTING THE BOTTOM


THE BLUES JAMMERS SERENITY PRAYER
GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO LEARN THE CHANGES
I CAN NOT PLAY AND THE COURAGE TO PLAY THE CHANGES I CAN
AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW WHEN NOT TO SIT IN

THE TWELVE STEPS OF BAA

1. WE ADMITTED THAT WE WERE POWERLESS OVER

THE BLUES AND OUR LIVES BECAME UNMANAGEABLE.
2. WE CAME TO BELIEVE THAT A SHUFFLE

IN "E" GREATER THAN NATIONAL BLUES ACTS

COULD RESTORE US FROM REDUNDANCY.
3 WE MADE A DESCISION TO TURN OUR WILL &

OUR LIVES TO CARE OF THE BLUES SOCIETY.
4. WE MADE A BEER-LESS AND PAINFUL

SEARCH OF ALL OUR LOCAL BLUES COMPACTS DISC'S
5. WE WERE ADMITTED TO A BLUES SOCIETY SPONSORED

FUNCTION WITHOUT EVER PAYING THE COVER.
6. WE WERE ENTIRELY READY TO HAVE ANOTHER

HARMONICA BLOW OFF FOR THE NEXT TWENTY YEARS.
7. HUMBLY ASKED OUR PRESIDENT WHICH CLUBS WE

SHOULD GO TO AND NOT SMOKE OR SPEND ANY MONEY AT THES VENUES.
8. MADE A LISTOF ALL BLUES BANDS, CLUB OWNERS

AND CLUBS IN TOWN AND PROMOTED THE ONES

WHO SMOOZED US THE MOST.
9. MADE DIRECT DEPOSITS TO OUR BANK ACOUNTS

WHEN EVER A BAND WANTED US TO VOTE FOR THEM
10. COUNTINUED TO WRITE LAME EDITORIALS ABOUT HOW GOOD SOME JOE BLOW BAND IS DOING AND WHEN WE WERE WRONG PROMPTLY DENIED IT.
11. SUFFERED THROUGH SLOW BLUES BALLADS IN "G" AND

ENDLESS BORING HARMONICA SOLO'S IN EFFORT TO GAIN

SOCIAL STATUS.
12. HAVING HAD A RUDE AWAKENING AS THE RESULT OF

POOR NEW MEMBERSHIP SIGN UPS, ALIENATION FROM

THE NEW GENERATION OF MUSIC FANS AND MUSCIANS

WITH OPEN MINDS; ARE CURRENT ARCHAIC MEMBERSHIP

ROLLS WILL DIE OUT QUICKLY FROM BLUESHEIMER'S

DISEASE & PTBSD (POST TRAUMATIC BLUES STRESS DISORDER).

HAVE A GOOD DAY AND KEEP SUFFERRING WITH THE BLUES

FATS OFF THE WALLER

EDITOR IN CHARGE

DAVID BREWER'S BLUES MYSTERY THEATRE PRESENTS: Case of The Missing News Paper Editor

BLUES-2-DON'TS VOL XXX
BLUES BLOG FOR THE BLUES-A-HOLIC
WITH TOURETTE'S DISORDER

THE CASE OF THE MISSING
NEWS PAPER EDITOR



















PHONE RINGS:>)>)>)>)>)>)>

HELLO THE BREWER AGENCY
REPOSSESSION, INTIMIDATION &
ENTHUSIASTIC CHARACTER REALIGNMENT
of thieves, Assholes, Women Beaters, Dipshits,
NEWS PAPER EDITOR'S Know it alls etc.
GUITARPICKIN, BLUES SHOUTIN
& PARTY PLANNING !
PHONE:)))))))))))))))))))))))
the newsletter Edit*++*+*+%%##WEwewoo
wewewoo and then he cut up my#&#*#*
The Brewer Agency)))))))))
OH bieell ..........TAKE 3 SHOTS OF CROWN ROYAL
and lay lo with monique-a-niki-hoki at the Closed Inn
and I'll finish that blues letter editors work!!!!
and oblige...Brewer..!












"DON'T YOU GET IT OR DO I HAVE
TO WRITE IT DOWN !!!!"













GET DAVID BREWER'S NEW CD
ABSOLUTELY AT http://WWW.CDBABY.COM
OR AT BOP STREET RECORDS IN BALLARD
http://BOPSTREETRECORDS.COM
YES AND DON'T YOU NOT GET IT
AND YOUR GOING TO WRITE IT DOWN!
AND OBLIGE!
















ALL SO IN THIS ISSUE
OUR NEVER UNDIE-CLOTHED,
AND NOT COVERED SOURCES
OF BLUES DISINFORMATION
BROOKE SHEILDED UNDER
THE WETNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.







MS. WETMORE BROWNTROUT


AURORA WILCOX
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David Brewer
and The Intimidators

Personal Biography:

David Brewer, Big? Yeah! Intimidating? Maybe, Dull? Never! And definitely talented. All those years of playing blues rooms have accomplished a very good thing. They've created a seasoned player with a sly knack for catchy songwriting, monster guitar chops and near genre-perfect banged-up vocals.Brewer's been living the life of a bluesman for 35 years. Although he was born and still lives in Seattle, his mom is from Florida and his dad is from Tennessee. He went to high school in Hawaii with Gabby Pahinui's kids. He's part Seminole and very proud of his American Indian heritage. After a tour in Vietnam, in 1969, he made his way back to Seattle via Texas. Once back, he toured for 21/2 years with Albert Collins. David toured Europe in 94' and 95'. He's won The Washington Blues Society's awards for "Best Guitar Player" and "Best Songwriter" several times. He weathered good times and bad and shared the stage with some of the biggest names in the blues.Recordings Include:* David's latest record is titled "Absolutely"©(2005)* "All Tore Down"©(1995) "Bad Habits"@(1990)* In 1997,Chicago blues harp legend, Carey Bell covered David's song Bad Habits on his Alligator release Good Luck Man.* In 1997, Bad Habits was the title song on Oakland's Matthew Robinsons Fodora Records release. * In 1995, Canadian blues rocker, Collin James also covered Bad Habits as the title cut on his JUNO award-winning Warner Bros./Canada album.* In the early 90's, English blues man, Long John Baldry covered Brewer's You Wanna Dance on his Still Ain't Easy album released on the Stoney Plain label. "The blues are life with the dull parts left out".....D. Brewer Davidbrewerblues@yahoo.com Crossed Arrows


Music
CD Review by Mark Dalton (October 2005)

AbsolutelyDavid Brewer and the IntimidatorsCrossed Arrows MusicThe chorus for one of my favorite tunes on this excellent disc says "You don't know me that well..." and it is true that I don't know David Brewer, the man, that well. We have friends in common however, and I've never heard anything said about Brewer except that he is a good, true friend and a righteous man. What I know better, personally, is David Brewer's music. I remember the first time I ever heard him play very well. It was at one of the Seattle Blues Review shows put on at the old G-Note Tavern out on 85th by promoter Jim Hamilton. I can refresh my memory of this 1977 show, because we got it on tape, including performances by Tom McFarland, Isaac Scott, Kim Field, and a scorching set by David Brewer and his band, Blueseye. He did a tune then called "Texas Strut" that blows me away to this day - all the energy of Freddie King in his Shelter Records prime, with explosive solos that also reflected Brewer's then-recent apprenticeship with Albert Collins - louder than hell, with an edge that cut like a machete. Complex, funky arrangement that turned on a dime. To say I was impressed with Brewer's debut in my musical life that night would be a terrible understatement.Our paths continued to cross over the years as Brewer settled into the Seattle Blues scene as a major player. I have a tape of a jam in Twist Turner's basement in the north end, just before Twist pushed off for Chicago to seek his fortune, with Brewer, Isaac and Brian Butler all playing guitars together, making a hellacious, wonderful racket - screaming Blues like you rarely hear in a more civilized Seattle of 2005.I was hanging out on a break at the Salmon Bay Eagles last week when a friend of mine gave me a copy of Brewer's (right, at the Jolly Roger Roadhouse in Seattle in the mid-'80s) new CD and said "here - you have got to have this." Okay...I took it home and put it on, and you know what? This is a really good CD. I mean a really good CD. This is not another local blues band CD - you know what I'm saying - a relatively unadorned, low budget, live in the studio, what-you-hear-is-what-you-get any night out in the clubs type-CD. This is an album of good songs - a mix of covers and original tunes - with creative arrangements, and good engineering and production. Some songs have a very cool wall-of-sound effect - layers of guitars in harmony, a solid horn section that sounds like Phil Spector himself at the board; these are compositions, obviously approached song-by-song with as much time, energy, and creative thinking as necessary given to each one to make the man happy! Listening to this album over and over hearkens back to a time for me when I would anxiously be awaiting a new release from Freddie King, or Albert Collins, or the Allman Brothers Band, and as soon as I had my hands on it, I would just play it non-stop until I'd crawled all the way inside and the cuts were as broken-in and familiar as a good pair of boots.Brewer's always interesting take on the Blues is strongly in evidence here - listen to what he has done with an old saw like "Walkin' By Myself" - a tune you've heard hundreds of times if you've been around Seattle Blues for any time at all - and yet, with Brewer's able hands and well-worn voice on the job, it sounds fresh and new. Another familiar tune, the old Animal's hit, "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood," is given new life, in a convincing reading that, like all of Brewer's music, seems to come straight at you, from the heart. One of Chuck Berry's several delightful continental-flavored songs, "You Never Can Tell," gets the full studio treatment here - horns, vocal chorus, big fat sound - and the result works just great in my book.Van Morrison's "Into the Mystic" was perhaps the choice of a song that surprised me the most - but a couple times through and I was sold completely. The ringing guitar chorus, backed by a horn section that will make your feet vibrate, is just a great sound, and Brewer sings this tune with deep soul. As it says on the cover of this satisfying set, "Not everything that counts can be counted..." Believe it! Get it!


"Originally from Nebraska, Mark Dalton
moved to Seattle in the early '70s.
He is an accomplished bassist
and stalwart bluesman. cd
He currently plays with
the Chris Stevens Band"

MIKE LYNCH

David Brewer Cd Review REPOSTED
from Mike Lynch's Hot Blues Weblog
http://www.JetCityBlues.blogspot.com

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