Sunday, July 30, 2006

Blues Haikus








Never ending set
Too much wanking on stage
Fog means time to stop

Pat Boone of the Blues
Harmonica up your ass
Cry baby wanker

Blues Society
President tally your votes
Make your check out to me

Randy O's ego
Black Lincoln Continental
Chihuly eye patch

Harmonica boy
Dad in scrubs clapping loudly
Show me your strip show

Dobro up your ass
on your bad CD cover
Shirtless himbo porn

Where did your mama
Buy your lime green tie and hat
She got it from me

Drummers get rattled
too many harpist on stage
play in key, you fuck!

Hey big Blues Boss Man
Are you in love with the slideman
Lets see some pictures

Toilet seat cover
Dispenser in the chicks loo
who wrote your name there

Big glass white wine
Annieville's wet piano
Dripping off the keys

Why are you an ass?
Chestnut roasting on a fire
Your photo's are crap

Vacuum cleaner noise
Do you really it's good
go back to your elbows

Goats in your guestbook
What are these comments about
Mystery caprines


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HAIKU, LIMMERICK, PROSE
AND KEEP SUFFERRING WITH THE BLUES

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Are you constipated with the blues ?

ON THE ROAD 24/7 ?
TOO BUSY TO EAT WELL ?
THEN YOU NEED TO TRY
NICK VIGARINO'S COLON BLOW

































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