Thursday, August 17, 2006

HARMONICAS ON A PLANE






Imagine your in a 200 foot long
aluminum tube flying with the most
annoying people on earth.
They can play without warning
and they have just been unleashed
30,000 feet in the air!








HARMONICAS ON A PLANE!

HANG ON FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!

12 Comments:

Blogger Murnau Priebenhoffer said...

Harmageddon is here!!

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I understand the saliva that collects in Harmonicas can also be used in devious ways by miscreants and other malcontents for explosives....boom.

Harmagettin it.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get a boner when I listen
to a Hohner.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's not funny! You people make me thick.

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HMD's Harmonicas of mass destruction

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will board this plane, only if the pilot is a Kamikaze driver.

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First, do no harm(onica).

3:41 AM  
Blogger Bunny'N'Chair said...

After this incident the FAA is
installing BLUES BLACK BOXES
on all commercial airplanes.

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anybody want to harm Monica? Someone else left the stain on her dress.

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking anti-harmonica rants on this motherfucking blog!

3:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, what would "Stevie 99" say?

8:44 AM  
Blogger Jeanne von Trapp said...

In the unlikely event of a harmonica emergency, it will be very helpful for you to follow the instructions of the flight attendants and flight crew and exit the aircraft as quickly as possible.

Flotation Devices: Life vests (under seat) and some seat cushions can be used as flotation devices, however by placing one firmly over your mouth and nose you may be able to smother yourself quickly and painlessly.

Oxygen Masks: An oxygen mask may drop from the overhead compartment if off-key soloing occurs. Ignore it. This will increase the chance of you passing out before being able to help your children or other passengers, because they will be happy to die too.

In case of too many Monday night jammers onboard:

1. Move away from the amateurs.
2. Stay low. The air is quieter close to the floor.
3. If possible, use a wet napkin or handkerchief to plug your ears.
4. The flight crew will guide you on the proper procedures to evacuation, assuming they haven't already jumped out of the plane.

11:54 PM  

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