Nick Vibrarino's Slide'N'Glide
Move over Kenny G-String cause the revolutionary
new multi-purpose sound activated vibrating
Nick Vibrarino Slide'N'Glide is available now.
It Comes complete with its very own completely independent
AC/DC power supply that well get the job done at up to
36000 VPM (vibrations per minute) anywhere any time!
Road tested with latest in vibration technology
The Slide'N'Glide will let you play the most down right
raucous, rancid, rancorous slide guitar solos and stimultanously
lets you get your rocks off with Richter scale sized orgasms in all
your favorite keys. A special 500 foot retractable cord lets you
reach out and touch your fans in most any size club and find
those hard to reach erogenous zones.
Order now and receive absolutely free our exciting new
Slim Spincter Vibrating Drum Stool
(batteries not included)
posted by Bunny'N'Chair at 6:59 PM
7 Comments:
Does the Slide'N'Glide come with a choice of guitarists? I don't like the one depicted in the promo. I doubt he's compatible with my electrical circuitry, and I bet he's plugged himself into some very scary sockets.
Wickedly funny comeback (or front), Murnau!
How about the Randy Loafer "Slide Trombone and colonic irrigation pump" they could hand them out at W.B.S. meetings. Scoops the poop and roots the rubbish.
Goddamn! I switched sides at the right time. Maybe now with my new Slide-n-Guide, I finally have a chance with that fox Chrissie.
Nick Vibrarino's Slide'N'Glide
has put me out of business!
Look, I know there's only so much love a musician can give...but Christ, now the audience will kill any damned pickin' and grinnin'Slide N Glider who takes a break to use the can. So much for the wonders of modern technology...turn all those damned gueetar pickers into love slaves. Thanks alot.
Where's the AUTOSUCK?
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