The Great Blues Toilet Tour
Do you like the smell of stale well whiskey, crack cocaine
wafting from an ammonia crusted dirty urinal stall in a off
level flooded public restroom ? Or how about the sight of
mullets, toothless geezers, two tone blondes stumbling across
the dance floor in their Iron Maiden Ross Dress for Less tank tops?
Well then !#%!**#!*** come out and face your fears and get faced
on some beers. Go to your barber or beauty salon get a mullet.
Overcome your Enumclaustraphobia, Snohomophobia ,
your John Cougar-Mellonoma and get some
Blues Aversion Therapy ( doctor recommended and animal tested ).
Find out what really happened to spinal tap! See real burned-out
musicians burning down the house playing the low down dirty blues
and some kind of Freebird brained rock’n’roll!
Take The Great Blues Toilet Tour, dance, blow chunks to your
favorites bands as they try to make a living in some of the
sleaziest, down right meanest bars in town!
Blues-2-Don’ts recommends these fine establishments to start your
evening out on the right foot.
The Dragon Pearl - Burien
The Corner Inn - West Seattle
The Bit Tavern - Ballard
The Pine Cone Café - Lynnwood
The Oxford Saloon - Snohomish
The China Clipper - Shoreline
Brewskys - White Center
Elmers Pub – Burien
DIAL 911 OR CALL THE KING COUNTY
OR THE SNOHOMISH COUNTY
SHERIFFS DEPT FOR DIRECTIONS.
POST YOUR FAVORITE BLUES TOILET
posted by Bunny'N'Chair at 11:38 AM
3 Comments:
It's about fukkin' time you updated your blog, Bunny! A gentleman never keeps the Frau waiting. (Write that down, all you silly boys....)
My favorite blues toilet? The one where I damn near got walked in on due to a faulty lock. A few seconds later and the Frau would have been shockingly exposed. Quelle horror!
Oh, you should probably add the China Sea in Des Moines to your list of fine blues loos. Definitely not to be missed.
Don't forget Rocko's in Everett. I need to pee just thinking about it.
That's the grossest, funniest thing I've heard this week, Benoit, although I don't suppose YOU were laughing at the time...
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