The National Steel Inquirer Vol 69. Some like it Red, Hot and Blue!
(Exclusive photo courtesty of Loiters
news wired service.)
Red Hot Blue Sister "Chrissie Leighton"
Cross-Dressing over to the over side
with saxophone/harmonicist "Jim King"
Dear Blues-2-Don'ts
My husband is gay and is a drummer
in a blues band. How can this be?
Since Gay and Blues are antonyms, isn't
that an Oxymoron? Do you or your
readers have any advice for me.
Lonely in Lynnwood
Dear Lonely in Lynnwood.
Your first clue is your husband is a drummer.
He has had a life long oral-phallic fixation
since early childhood. For him drumming
is a form of repressed masterbation resulting
in the obcessive-complusive banging of objects
with wooden phallic cymbals and
his attraction to objects that are blown such
as a harmonica or saxophone.
1. You should stop buying him soap on the rope.
2. Get rid of his Nick Vigarino CD's
3. Check his dresser draw for body building mags!
Good Luck,
BTDS
More postings on this topic from our readers:
posted by Bunny'N'Chair at 2:46 PM
13 Comments:
I hear she has a great personality.
I hear-tell she is and has a
fabulous kisser.
Oh gee, thanks for the help. Yeah. Great advice.
Can't you tell that people are hurtin' for it? I mean, hurting?
Dear Lonely in Lynnwood,
The fact that your feeling hurt
makes me feel good because I am not you. Share your pain with us
so we all can be healed and laugh at you!!!
The Editor
Dear Lonely In Lynnwood,
My hamster is gay if that
makes you feel any better,
I am right there for ya.
Dear "The Real" Lonely in Lynnwood
Perhaps a little role reversal
on your part would spice up your
relationship.
1. Buy a suit & tie & get a crewcut
2. Go buy a strap on at "toys in babeland" and have some gender bending fun with your little drummer boy.
3. Let him know who the boss is
and he'll come back home wagging his tail.
4. The Elvis get up works well
with drummers
Goodluck
The gay hamster doesn't do much for my predicament, but I'm always happy when Woody pops up. I know how hard it can be, so thanks for your support.
Mein Gott, that's absolutely desiccating! Two straight guys kissing is indeed hot...unless one is in drag...or a drummer...or a harmonica player...or a current or former member of Junkyard Jane.
LIL should send her errant drummer-queen to me (and my riding crop) for rehabilitation.
sounds like blues boss is in love.
Golly, you know there are blogs that would tolerate or perhaps even welcome this kind of filth. I'm not angry, just disapointed.
Such vitriol, Blues Boss! What's wrong? Will Zippy not lend you the tiger t-shirt you secretly covet? Or did the hat just send you into a frenzy?
I'm changing sides.
When you figure out which side that is, Ike, maybe you can also tell me the difference between the "green-yellow" and "yellow-green" crayons in the big box o' 64.
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