The 19th Annual Seattle Blues-2-Dont's Blues Jack-Ass Awards Show: Behind the Triple Door
Warning:
Blues Fans Don't Try This In Public
or else you too can be a Blues Jack-Ass
Dateline: Seattle
Triple Door NightClub
19th Annual WBS ( What Bull Shit?)Awards
1. Best Band that didn't win last year
but won this year award:
Becki Sue & Her Big Rocking Daddies
2. Best Blues Club that doesn't support the blues
that won last year this year again award:
The Highway $0.99 cent play for door store Blues Club
3. Best Blues Harmonica that won last year
this year again award:
Paul " I don't have any more room on my shelf for more " Green
4. Best and Most Beautiful Blues Writer that
won last year this year again Award
Revered Deb Engelhart
5. Best Blues Photographer that won last year
this year again award:
Phil Chesnut
6. Best blues events that won last year
this year again:
Can for Jams / Mt. Baker Blues Festival
7. Best Blues 12 String Electric Guitar
Tim Sherman/Tom T-Bone Boyle
8. Best Blues Slide Guitar that won before
again award:
Nick "I am going slide on outta here before i get my award, cause
I got hell hounds (bitches in this club) on my trail " Vigarino
A Very special Blues-2-Don't "Blues 2006 Jack Ass Award"
goes To the Imfamous, Beautiful, Seductive, Sensuous,
Sultry, Soulful, Ballot Stuffing Blues Chantuese who was
nominated in every category "The Queen of the Blues"
Madamousielle Mary McPage.
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posted by Bunny'N'Chair at 6:46 PM
13 Comments:
Congrats...You hit the Umteenth Annual Washington Blues Society's Awards Show right on the head! I think a special award should have gone to Mary(I'm the best thing that ever happened to Seattle blues)McPage's band,"The Funk Bros" for avoiding the show out of respect for the real "Funk Brothers", hey Mary, remember Motown.
Where's the frellin' fashion report?
Did you learn nothing from my years of BB reportage? Nobody cares who won what, 'cuz it's usually the same old sorry blues over and over (and over) again. Inquiring minds just want to know what everyone was wearing.
Jeez, mad blueswife, hang on a minute......Let's see, Becki Sue was wearing something that looked like a prom dress, blue of course... Alice Stuart had on a print pantsuit... Jim King wore a jacket reportedly donated by Tim Casey....Mark Whitman put on whatever was handy..."The Redhot Blues Sisters" were wearing leather pants, and lookin' damn good. Oh yeah, and Albritton McClean was exceptionally dapper in a long, dark coat. Hope that's a little help.
yours in fashion, Paco
God Bless The Washington Blues Society, God Bless George Bush and Randy Oxford! Why does Mary McPage hate America? Is it the freedom?
Thanks for picking up Bunny's journalistic slack, Paco. Sounds like the design house of choice this year was V2.
Alas, where has all the glamour gone?
Forget about Mcpage!
I want to know more about those HOT Red Hot Blues Sisters. They can Flood my Basement anyday. Power to the bluesbians.
Lets hear it for all those CrossRoads Dressers !
Then there are some of us who are
into BLUESAGE and DOMINANCE! You Will practice your harmonica !Slave !!!!!
All of my slaves are forbidden from playing the harmonica. I don't want anything to interfere with the sound of their screams.
Is there a difference between listening to screaming & listening to harmonica playing?
What about the Jack-Ass Award for Seattle's best Blues Blog? Criteria being: steady stream of juicy sarcasm, pernicious wise ass commentary, reverent flippancy, bold face lies, noxious idolatry of the cheapest sort, complete disregard for taste, balance, and the complexities of human relationships...all tied to a compulsive desire to antagonize self-righteous experts and insult blowhards unable to laugh at themselves or anything else. Well, now that's an award worth giving!
Thank you BrownTrout and
remember any body that wants a piece of my Ass(my Blues Jack-ass that is) come on over if you can find me. I love all of you fine
sweet little Blues Kiss-Assers. Your Ass is mine.
The Editor
HAhahahaha- heh haw!!!!!!!!!!!
My ass is my own, but I'll contribute a few cheers to The Bunny for providing us devils with an outlet for our evil thoughts.
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