Friday, August 04, 2006










Dateline: HELLSINKI
Loiters Blues Wired Service
Howl’n Wolfe Blitzer
Reporting for BNN(Blues News Network)

Researchers from the Dept. of Harmonica
Physiobiology at Juan De Fuca U. have

discovered the much debated and highly
controversial BLUES SPOT. Dr. Lotta Topoffalot

working with classic harmonica conditioning
on pubescent chimpanzees, elicited classically
conditioned responses from these young subjects.
Elicited responses occurred when a harmonic major triad
was blown on key the chimpanzees would sing a rendition of
of T-Bone Walker’s Stormy Monday. If the harmonica was off
key the subjects would complain to the lab technicians.
Dr. Topoffalot coined the term Bluesgasm to describe these
elicited responses. Further research is currently being

done on human subjects in various bars and clubs
around the Seattle area.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That certainly raises some important questions:

1) Are there really two types of Bluesgasms instead of just one?

2) Is one type of Bluesgasm "better" than the other?

3) Are "blended" Bluesgasms possible?

I think I need to conduct some field studies. Lots and lots (and lots) of field studies. And then some more field studies.

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brewer says,
Quit monkeyin around Bill,enough -o-this monkey
business
somebodys gonna through a monkey wrench into this
thing
and it's gonna turn into a big fat mess..you know what
they say "monkey see monkey do"It takes one tuff
monkey to
try and be the top monkeymonica player in this
town...you
got to wang your chimp-a-doodle all night long,in a
barrel of
monkeys to win the favor of the WBS,and get to play at
the
"Great Ape Ball" at the monkey house in the Seattle
Zoo,and
I'm not talkin about the one on East Lake...Dosen't
anybody
remember "BoBo"of Woodland Park?Holy monkey
Schmonkey..enough of this rediculous baboonish
behavior.
and oblige..Brewer

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it possible for any type of gasm to occur during harmonica playing?

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One Harmonica player just the same as the next harmonica player in this town.

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blow me!

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suck me.

8:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lick me.

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," little Joshua said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays.
"It's the best present I ever got."

"That's great," said his uncle.
"Do you know how to play it?"

"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night."

5:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

suck my balls

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blow wind up my ass

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did this become The Stranger's Lustlab? Bunny, I hope you're charging for personal ads.

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pinch my nipples

9:54 AM  
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Reading this makes my ass tickle a little....... Just a little.

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