HARMONICAS ON A PLANE

Imagine your in a 200 foot long
aluminum tube flying with the most
annoying people on earth.
They can play without warning
and they have just been unleashed
30,000 feet in the air!








HARMONICAS ON A PLANE!

HANG ON FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!

Dateline: HELLSINKI
Loiters Blues Wired Service
Howl’n Wolfe Blitzer
Reporting for BNN(Blues News Network)
Researchers from the Dept. of Harmonica
Physiobiology at Juan De Fuca U. have
discovered the much debated and highly
controversial BLUES SPOT. Dr. Lotta Topoffalot
working with classic harmonica conditioning
on pubescent chimpanzees, elicited classically
conditioned responses from these young subjects.
Elicited responses occurred when a harmonic major triad
was blown on key the chimpanzees would sing a rendition of
of T-Bone Walker’s Stormy Monday. If the harmonica was off
key the subjects would complain to the lab technicians.
Dr. Topoffalot coined the term Bluesgasm to describe these
elicited responses. Further research is currently being
done on human subjects in various bars and clubs
around the Seattle area.