CLUB FUCK THE BLUES

THE MYSTERIOUS CAKE ?












THE NERVOUS DRUMMER












KING OF CLUB FUCK THE BLUES
AND HIS NEFERIOUS BAND
















THE ELECTRIC REVEREND
PROSTYLIZING THE B-DAY BOY












THE GUEST OF HONOR RECIEVING
HIS REWARDS FROM THE ANGEL OF DEATH
AND THE GRIM REAPER















UNZIPPY AND THE ANGEL OF
LORD HAVE MERCY

The Blues-2-Don'ts Vol 86 Chapter I "Ten Commandments of The Blues"

"THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLUES"

I. THOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER BLUES SOCIETIES THAN THE WBS

II. THOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME SLIM IN VAIN

III. THOU SHALT REMEMBER BLUE MONDAY

IV. HONOR THY BLUES PRESIDENT AND BLUES EDITOR

V. THOU SHALL NOT MURDER THE HARMONICA PLAYER

VI. THOU SHALL NOT WEAR ANY CLOTHING OTHER
THAN THRIFT STORE BARGAINS OR ROSS DRESS FOR LESS

VII. THOU SHALL NOT PLAY SHUFFLES IN ANY OTHER KEY THAN E

VIII. THOU SHALL NOT SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT GUITAR PLAYERS

IX. THOU SHALL NOT COVET THE DRUMMERS GIRLFRIEND

X. THOU SHALL NOT LISTEN TO ANY OTHER MUSIC THAN THE BLUES









POST YOUR COMMANDMENT!

Ancient Drummer Magazine Vol 57 Chris Leighton's B-day Bash with Little Bill at the Salmon Bay Eagles Thursday 6-22-06

Come on down to Salmon Bay Eagles
this Thursday 8:00 PM and celebrate
Chris Leighton's 57th Birthday Bash
with Little Bill at the musical helm singing
"The Lowdown Dirty Blues" plus a cast
of hundreds as they pay tribute and
roast Seattle's favorite drummer.
Pictured below Chris with one of his
amazing musical contraptions:
THE BLOWVAC 6000




















Plus Photos of Rod Cook's 50th B-day
party at eagles June 13th below
( photos courtesy of the BLUESBOSS)






































Post your opinions and be there or be square!
Don't forget to Fuck the Blues

Nick Vibrarino's Slide'N'Glide

Move over Kenny G-String cause the revolutionary
new multi-purpose sound activated vibrating
Nick Vibrarino Slide'N'Glide is available now.
It Comes complete with its very own completely independent
AC/DC power supply that well get the job done at up to
36000 VPM (vibrations per minute) anywhere any time!
Road tested with latest in vibration technology
The Slide'N'Glide will let you play the most down right
raucous, rancid, rancorous slide guitar solos and stimultanously
lets you get your rocks off with Richter scale sized orgasms in all
your favorite keys. A special 500 foot retractable cord lets you
reach out and touch your fans in most any size club and find
those hard to reach erogenous zones.
Order now and receive absolutely free our exciting new
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(batteries not included)

The Great Blues Toilet Tour

Do you like the smell of stale well whiskey, crack cocaine
wafting from an ammonia crusted dirty urinal stall in a off
level flooded public restroom ? Or how about the sight of
mullets, toothless geezers, two tone blondes stumbling across
the dance floor in their Iron Maiden Ross Dress for Less tank tops?
Well then !#%!**#!*** come out and face your fears and get faced
on some beers. Go to your barber or beauty salon get a mullet.
Overcome your Enumclaustraphobia, Snohomophobia ,
your John Cougar-Mellonoma and get some
Blues Aversion Therapy ( doctor recommended and animal tested ).
Find out what really happened to spinal tap! See real burned-out
musicians burning down the house playing the low down dirty blues
and some kind of Freebird brained rock’n’roll!
Take The Great Blues Toilet Tour, dance, blow chunks to your
favorites bands as they try to make a living in some of the
sleaziest, down right meanest bars in town!
Blues-2-Don’ts recommends these fine establishments to start your
evening out on the right foot.
The Dragon Pearl - Burien
The Corner Inn - West Seattle
The Bit Tavern - Ballard
The Pine Cone Café - Lynnwood
The Oxford Saloon - Snohomish
The China Clipper - Shoreline
Brewskys - White Center
Elmers Pub – Burien
DIAL 911 OR CALL THE KING COUNTY
OR THE SNOHOMISH COUNTY
SHERIFFS DEPT FOR DIRECTIONS.










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