Blues-2-Doe'nts: Have ewe goat the blues?

Nick Vigarino's
"GOAT LIVE IF EWE WANT IT TOUR 2006"
FEATURING THESE GREAT HITS
RECORDED LIVE AT LIVESTOCK 2005
IN STOCKHOLM SWEDEN






Doe'nt ewe want me baby
Ewe light up my life
I goat ewe babe
Ewe can't always get what ewe want
Ewe are so beautiful
I only have eyes for ewe
I goat ewe under my skin
Ewe baby
I've goat ewe
Nobody but ewe
Goat to get ewe into my life
Hey ewe get off of my cloud

Post your favorite goat or animal song!!

He's back: The saga of Randy Loafer and the never ending blues jam

BLUES-2-DON'TS VOL. 86
THE BLUES BLOG FOR
THE PARANOID BLUES-A-HOLIC

Emergency Blues Alert
Loiters Blues Wired Service
BNN Blues News Network

Dateline: Tacoma, Washington
Luffwaffe SS Blues Society
The artists formerly known as The Randy Loafer Band have
gone through a major organizational shakedown.
Reforming as the RANDY LOAFER YOUTH IN ASIA ORCHESTRA,
Loafer has replaced longtime vocalist Steven Tyler,
guitarist Tim Robbins and Bassist Yoda with
Heather Rugburn(vocals), Davy("HEY HEY I"M A ...") Jones(guitar)
and Dominique "The Singing Nun" (on Bass).
Tyler and Robbins in a eleventh hour decision have enlisted
the help of the prestigious Blues Law Firm Bailey,Green, Powell
and Hodgkin to issue a Trombone Restraining Order against
Mr. Loafer to keep him and his Orchestra 500 ft away from
any Blues Jam In Washington State.
Loafer Corporate Spokesman Billy Stools refused to comment
on these allegations, but he did issue a press release plugging
the upcoming event of the year!
"The Blues Telethon to Memphis"
This event is to raise slush funds to send
Booze Society Favs "Bitchy Sue and Her Beer Belly Daddies"
to the IUDBS (International Universal Diversified Blues Society)
Jam session contest. Contest to be judged by Dale Chihuly,
Ronald McDonald, Richard Simmons and Glen Close


This is Howl'N'Wolfe Blizter reporting for BNN

Blues Booze

Bloody Guy - Vodka & V8 with a splash of Tobassco Sauce
Albert Collins - Gin and Tonic with a splash of Lime Juice
Muddy Waters - Baileys, Kahlua and Scotch Whisky
Texas Cannonball - Thunderbird Wine and Pink Lemonade
Fats Wallbanger - Vodka, Galliano and OJ
B. B. King - Benedictine & Brandy with a Crown Royal back
Elmore Jamieson - Jamiesons on the rocks
Leadbelly - Jaegermiester with a Tequila back
T-bone Walker - Johnny Walker Black Label straight up
Johnny Lange - Coke-A-Cola and a Cherry
Howl'n Wolfe - Baccardi 151 and Grape Gatorade

Post your favorite blues drink recipe!

Blues Police Academy

Attention blues fans !
Do you have what it takes
to be a discerning blues critic?
If so, the Washington Blues Society
is recruiting for its fall quarter
BLUES POLICE ACADEMY.

Learn to distinguish a blues song
from other genres of Music.

What constitutes a proper shuffle.

Learn how to dress and enforce
the blues dress code.

Learn how to love the harmonica.

Learn the art of blues photography.

Learn the art of gossip and rumor spreading.

Be an active decision maker in the
selection of bands deemed worthy
of being sanctioned by the WBS

HARMONICAS ON A PLANE

Imagine your in a 200 foot long
aluminum tube flying with the most
annoying people on earth.
They can play without warning
and they have just been unleashed
30,000 feet in the air!








HARMONICAS ON A PLANE!

HANG ON FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!

Dateline: HELLSINKI
Loiters Blues Wired Service
Howl’n Wolfe Blitzer
Reporting for BNN(Blues News Network)
Researchers from the Dept. of Harmonica
Physiobiology at Juan De Fuca U. have
discovered the much debated and highly
controversial BLUES SPOT. Dr. Lotta Topoffalot
working with classic harmonica conditioning
on pubescent chimpanzees, elicited classically
conditioned responses from these young subjects.
Elicited responses occurred when a harmonic major triad
was blown on key the chimpanzees would sing a rendition of
of T-Bone Walker’s Stormy Monday. If the harmonica was off
key the subjects would complain to the lab technicians.
Dr. Topoffalot coined the term Bluesgasm to describe these
elicited responses. Further research is currently being
done on human subjects in various bars and clubs
around the Seattle area.

Blues Haikus

Never ending set
Too much wanking on stage
Fog means time to stop

Pat Boone of the Blues
Harmonica up your ass
Cry baby wanker

Blues Society
President tally your votes
Make your check out to me

Randy O's ego
Black Lincoln Continental
Chihuly eye patch

Harmonica boy
Dad in scrubs clapping loudly
Show me your strip show

Dobro up your ass
on your bad CD cover
Shirtless himbo porn

Where did your mama
Buy your lime green tie and hat
She got it from me

Drummers get rattled
too many harpist on stage
play in key, you fuck!

Hey big Blues Boss Man
Are you in love with the slideman
Lets see some pictures

Toilet seat cover
Dispenser in the chicks loo
who wrote your name there

Big glass white wine
Annieville's wet piano
Dripping off the keys

Why are you an ass?
Chestnut roasting on a fire
Your photo's are crap

Vacuum cleaner noise
Do you really it's good
go back to your elbows

Goats in your guestbook
What are these comments about
Mystery caprines


PLEASE POST YOUR FAVORITE
HAIKU, LIMMERICK, PROSE
AND KEEP SUFFERRING WITH THE BLUES